How To Open Up The Cattle Market
Recently, the Federal Government of Canada give 30 million to the struggling beef farmers of Ontario. Due to the fact that one cow in Northern Alberta was found with Mad Cow Disease, the United States has refused to allow Canadian beef across the border.
Many Canadians believe that the American refusal to accept Canadian beef has as much to do with politics as food safety. Some would even suggest that it's an attempt to run Canadian cattlemen out of business so large American ranching operations can monopolize the market.
Whatever the case may be, better times are on the way. I have a solution to the problem:
Prime Minister Paul Martin should convince George W. Bush that the udders of black and brown cows actually contain high grade crude oil.
Recently, the Federal Government of Canada give 30 million to the struggling beef farmers of Ontario. Due to the fact that one cow in Northern Alberta was found with Mad Cow Disease, the United States has refused to allow Canadian beef across the border.
Many Canadians believe that the American refusal to accept Canadian beef has as much to do with politics as food safety. Some would even suggest that it's an attempt to run Canadian cattlemen out of business so large American ranching operations can monopolize the market.
Whatever the case may be, better times are on the way. I have a solution to the problem:
Prime Minister Paul Martin should convince George W. Bush that the udders of black and brown cows actually contain high grade crude oil.
