Not The Jealous Type

I'm no stranger to jealousy, but I've never understood how a married man can be jealous of his wife's past boyfriends. To me, there's nothing that boosts my self-esteem more than an old boyfriend; especially one that seems superior to me on many levels (I know that's hard to imagine, but bear with me). The greater the ex-boyfriend, the greater my vanity. Sorry, Brad Pitt, sorry Antonio...She chose ME.