Darling, We'll Always Have Minneapolis/St. Paul

News junkies such as myself are often drawn to the 'hard news' in The Onion rather than the editorials.

Because I want to keep abreast of the changes shaping our world, I'm drawn to headlines like "Christ Returns to the NBA", or "Taco Bell Launches New 'Morning After' Burrito"

Nevertheless, an editorial today hit pretty close to home:

Darling, We'll Always Have Minneapolis/St.Paul

This one goes out to you, kid--you know who you are.