There Is No Weiner Doctor

Late night Q. & A.: Spousal Edition

Brad: "So, if something goes wrong, should we call the gynecologist or the obstetrician?"

Angelina:"...I'm not sure...I guess it depends if it's a general women's issue, or a pregnant woman's issue."

Brad: "I'm sure they deal with that type of question all the time. Just call one of 'em and ask"...Come to think of it, honey, what if something goes wrong with me down there and I need to see a specialist...Who do I call...A Urologist?"

Angelina: "Yeah, I think so..."

Brad: "What if I rack my boys on my bicycle frame...Does a Urologist cover that, or is there some sort of Ball Doctor?"

Angelina: "...I think that's still a urologist, but I could be wrong...There must be some guys that focus on testicles or penises, but I've never heard of a specific name for them. Have you?"

Brad: "Nope...A urologist specializes in the urinary tract, so they practice on both men and women, don't they? If they cover twigs and berries too, they're covering a lot of territory."

Angelina: "Yeah, I guess so..."

Brad: "That's pretty disconcerting. I think I'd sleep better at night knowing that there's a weiner doctor out there somewhere."