Monday, October 09, 2006

Ten Second T.V. Reviews

The Amazing Race: Americans chasing after money and offending the locals.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Disappointingly, no Klingons.
Smallville: A metaphor for closeted homosexuality starring the world’s oldest teenager.
Fear Factor: Pretty people eating Korean delicacies.
Law and Order SVU: Emotional porn for the vengeful.
E.R.: Endoplasmic Reticulum.
Medium: An appropriate title for drama mediocrity.
Extreme Makeover: Lobotomy Edition
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