The Apple Cell Phone: It's Still Not Enough To Make Me Happy
So last month Stephen Jobs made his big pitch for the new Apple I Phone. For technology fetishists, this is white, shiny manna from heaven:
All the power and sophistication of the world’s most advanced operating system — OS X — is now available on a small, handheld device that gives you access to true desktop-class applications and software, including rich HTML email, full-featured web browsing, and applications such as widgets, Safari, calendar, text messaging, Notes, and Address Book. iPhone is fully multi-tasking, so you can read a web page while downloading your email in the background. This software completely redefines what you can do with a mobile phone.
Yay, technology.
It's now official: there is no task in life people in the 18-27 demographic can accomplish without a cellphone.
As for me, I'm still not satisfied. I'm holding out for a phone that can allow me to surf the web and perform my own colonoscopy. I simply won't be happy until I can monitor my website and maintain my rectal health with a phone.
P.S. I've now joined the new blogger, and anyone can post comments once again.
All the power and sophistication of the world’s most advanced operating system — OS X — is now available on a small, handheld device that gives you access to true desktop-class applications and software, including rich HTML email, full-featured web browsing, and applications such as widgets, Safari, calendar, text messaging, Notes, and Address Book. iPhone is fully multi-tasking, so you can read a web page while downloading your email in the background. This software completely redefines what you can do with a mobile phone.
Yay, technology.
It's now official: there is no task in life people in the 18-27 demographic can accomplish without a cellphone.
As for me, I'm still not satisfied. I'm holding out for a phone that can allow me to surf the web and perform my own colonoscopy. I simply won't be happy until I can monitor my website and maintain my rectal health with a phone.
P.S. I've now joined the new blogger, and anyone can post comments once again.
Labels: colonoscopy, humour, IPhone, technology
