Senator Wanderin' Eyes

Talk about assessing your running mate!

Welcome, Republicans!

This is an actual billboard on the road between the airport and convention center. Nobody throws out a welcome mat like Jon Stewart.

This Is Me in Grade Nine, Baby

John McCain was never tortured by the Vietnamese

...At least according to the Bush Administration's definition of torture.

I would dearly love to see Obama/Biden highlight this contradiction.

Government Oversight Bad. Me Like Listeria.

I have nothing personal against the Tories; it's their trogdolytic anti-regulatory pro-privatization ideology that drives me mad. Case in point, the Listeria outbreak. While Canadian consumers were doubled over cramping and wretching, Stephen Harper's cabinet was planning to cut the regulatory budget.

Beyond the specific health and safety issues at hand, confidence is what it's all about. And that is why news reports of a leaked memo pointing to federal government cuts in food safety inspections are so troubling, and so spectacularly current. A cabinet document recently outed by a whistleblower details plans to cut millions in federal spending on surveillance for BSE. As well, initiatives have been designed to shift government food inspection responsibilities to the industry itself.
This information first came to light outside ministry circles in July, when Canadian Food Inspection Agency biologist Luc Pomerleau leaked a seven-page memo detailing the proposed changes to his union. He was fired for his trouble.
The agency is being asked to cut five per cent of its budget as part of an omnibus strategic review. Inheriting a surplus that still stood at $2.8 billion in January-February 2007, the feds have announced a fiscal deficit of $500 million in the same period this year. Something apparently has to give.

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Great idea. Let's let industry police itself and cut the budget for inspection. Where have I heard that before? Could it be part of the spectacularly successful political platform of President Bush?

Tainted meat is the consequence of tainted ideology;, one that says, "All government is wasteful and bad. I can take care of myself. Gimme mah tax money". Sometimes, it's hard to hear the exploding propane tanks above the Cartmanlike bleating.

An editoral in Today's Star provided another example of the pitfalls of anti-regulatory zeal:

The blast raised serious concerns about the Technical Standards and Safety Authority (TSSA), the not-for-profit, industry-funded body that took over responsibility for fuel safety, among other things, from the Ontario government in the 1990s under the privatization crusade of then-premier Mike Harris. In the days after the explosion, the TSSA made public a list of propane facilities that proved to be alarmingly out-of-date, calling into question its ability to effectively police a substance it apparently couldn't keep track of. Belatedly, the agency said yesterday it had shut down five propane facilities in a sweep of major operators.

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Tainted meat, propane explosions, and a 500 million dollar deficit...Feel the Harpermania! It's running wild (or at least unregulated)!

The Oldest Barbarian scores!

After ten gruelling games, perhaps the oldest rookie in the history of Canadian rugby scored a try (And was selected "Man of the Match")! Bruce County Barbarians captain Steve Bell pounded through at about the 20 yard line, turned his back to the defense, and held out the ball. I ripped it from his massive arms, crashed through a few players, and slammed down the ball on the try line.

Final Score: Kincardine 12, Kitchener, 10.

Without a doubt, this was the finest moment of my athletic life.

I played American-style football for three years, and before every game, I'd pray that someone would fumble so that I could pick up the ball and run with it. I never got my chance. 18 years later, my dream came true. I'm very, very proud to have been a member of the 2008 Bruce County Barbarians and can't wait until next year...Go Barbs!

Undecided

My Canadian friends are surprised to learn that, when it comes to the U.S. election, I'm still officially undecided.

I'm not sure whether I'm voting for Obama or against McCain.